This was sent to me by my clergy friend, Mike Brinkman who serves McCoy UMC in Anniston, AL. Enjoy. You are free to use this.
It is so hot and dry that:
The Baptists have started sprinkling,
The Methodists are using a wet wash cloth,
The Presbyterians are giving rain checks and,
The Catholics are turning wine back in to water.
(And the Episcopalians are drinking it.)
Now friends, that is DRY.